“Wanna donut?” “No, I don’t eat donuts, or hamburgers, or any other food that has approval of the masses.” “Did you uh see Sanford and Son last night?” “I don’t watch television, I don’t even own a television, notice I didn’t say TV, TV is a nickname and nicknames are for friends, and television is no friend of mine.” “Do you want to go see a movie then, maybe go see that one about the coupon?” “I only go and see foreign films.” “Do you want to listen to some CDs?” “Ughhh Please.. compact discs blow. People were not meant to hear music with such clarity, people need to hear snaps and pops and that shit”